{"id":1359,"date":"2025-10-12T16:32:57","date_gmt":"2025-10-12T16:32:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storieshub.xyz\/?p=1359"},"modified":"2025-10-12T16:32:57","modified_gmt":"2025-10-12T16:32:57","slug":"dad-its-weird-but-i-think-i-pooped-my-pants-minutes-later-it-hits-me-omg-thats-not-poop-dad-transforms-into-the-period-fairy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storieshub.xyz\/?p=1359","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Dad, it\u2019s weird, but I think I pooped my pants!\u2019 Minutes later, it hits me. OMG. \u2018That\u2019s not poop!!!\u2019: Dad transforms into \u2018the period fairy\u2019 after realizing daughter is experiencing first menstrual cycle"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cDiary of a father and daughter:<\/p>\n

So, today I got \u2018The Call.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2018Dad, it\u2019s weird, but think I pooped my pants!\u2019 So, I rush to school, bring her a change of undies, put the old ones in a bag, and rush back to my conference call. I threw the bag in the kitchen trash.<\/p>\n

A few hours later, she calls and I had to put a very important work meeting I\u2019m hosting on hold, which I never do. She says to me, \u2018Dad, it happened again.\u2019<\/p>\n

At this point, I\u2019m confused and very annoyed because I\u2019m super busy\u2026<\/p>\n

I yell, \u2018Just wipe your butt better, then stuff toilet paper in the back of your pants. I\u2019ll have to call you back in an hour!\u2019 and I hang up.<\/p>\n

A few minutes later it hits me\u2026<\/p>\n

OMG!!!<\/p>\n

I rush to the trash to dig out and inspect the undies from earlier and scream, \u2018That\u2019s blood not poop!!!\u2019<\/p>\n

I interrupt my project meeting and explain I\u2019m very sorry but I have to go! I\u2019m racing to the school while calling them, telling the nurse to, \u2018Go find my child!\u2019<\/p>\n

I\u2019m speeding and having a panic attack because my child called me for help and I just \u2018left her to die on the battlefield.\u2019<\/p>\n

I run in the office and she\u2019s standing there, very calm looking at me. She says, \u2018Dad\u2026I officially started my first \u2026\u2019 and I stopped her. I said, \u2018I already know, Avi. It hit me a few minutes after I hung up on you.\u2019<\/p>\n

The stress of raising a daughter.<\/p>\n

Later on she says to me, \u2018Don\u2019t I get something like when a tooth falls out?\u2019<\/p>\n

So, I snuck off to the store.<\/p>\n

When she got out of the shower, I told her \u2018The Period Fairy\u2019 brought her something.\u201d<\/p>\n

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